My legs don't work? News to me!

I was shopping tonight, and as I was browsing, I had the weirdest experience. This overly effusive woman with a rather scary smile half-shoved me across the store to the dressing area. She nodded in a freakish way and pointed at the wheelchair access sign on a particular door and shoved me inside. I didn't even get a chance to let her know I hadn't finished browsing and my legs were working fine, thank you very much.

A new twist on the being handed a Braille sheet story, ain't it?